Thanks Schultzy!
10 signs you're a conservative republican
1. You think that Ann Coulter was right on the money when she said "We should invade all Arab countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."
2. You agreed with President Bush when he said that the 5.1 trillion dollar surplus in 2000 was "the hard-working people of America's money," but don't think that the 6.3 trillion dollar deficit in 2005 is the hard-working people of America's debt.
3. You think its ok for this country to fight for freedom and democracy in Afghanistan and Iraq, but you think it would be absurd to give the 700,000 plus U.S. citizens of Washington DC the right to vote and have democratic representation in the house and senate.
4. You think that Ronald Reagan was a great man for destroying communism, but you think that it's ok for the Bush Administration to have created a massive trade deficit, free-trade policies, open-markets, and have government loan-debt with Communist China.
5. You think that it's ok to "play god" by inserting a feeding tube into Terri Schaivo to keep her alive, but it is not ok to "play god" by removing the her feeding tube because new technologies and science may come about to save her life - even though you wont support stem-cell research.
6. You think that America's Social Security funds would be much better off in the hands on private bankers on Wall Street than in the hands on the government, while you turn a blind eye to the private industry scandals of MCI Worldcom, Andersen, Enron and Haliburton, that have bankrupted and indebted thousands of Americans.
7. When it comes to combating terrorism, you think that you know what is best for the people in New York City (84 percent for Kerry) and Washington DC (91 percent for Kerry), even though they are the #1 terrorist targets in America, and not your suburban home on Wisteria Lane.
8. If someone is caught selling and using/abusing drugs, you think that we should lock them up and throw away the key, UNLESS it is Rush Limbaugh, Jeb Bush's niece or a Bush Twin.
9. You think that abortion is morally wrong and should be illegal because "there are so many families out there looking to adopt." However, you say nothing when other conservative American families travel to Vietnam, China, or Mexico to adopt a baby - because they will not, under and circumstance, adopt a black child in this country.
10. You think that occupying Iraq at a cost of $280 billion a year, while diverting funds for social services, education, health care, and the environment, is a great idea.